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Posted by: moemebe 1 year, 10 months ago
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A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

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Comments: 48
  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)TimALoftis
    TimALoftis
    Oct. 9, 2006, 8:39 a.m.

    thats funny...but hope she will be Ok!

    • Avg rating: (+7/-5 2)thaw
      thaw
      Oct. 9, 2006, 9:55 a.m.

      i'll never just "squeeze by" my wife when she's brushing again.

      • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)nenoXtreme
        nenoXtreme
        Oct. 9, 2006, 10:15 a.m.

        I am from Croatia (where it supposed to happen), did not hear about this, no local news reporting about it, not a single word about it on any Croatian website...

        Zadar, where this "event" supposable happen, has population of 82 000 ppl. so someone would know about it from first hand... Or ass :o)

        • Avg rating: (+3/-0 3)deathray
          deathray
          Oct. 9, 2006, 10:48 a.m.

          I hope she didn't have any gas to go with that spark, or she'd be in orbit...

          but I hope she's ok

          • Avg rating: (+6/-4 2)turnitupsidedown
            turnitupsidedown
            Oct. 9, 2006, 11:10 a.m.

            the ultimate "ring of fire".

            • Avg rating: (+9/-0 9)kriicket
              kriicket
              Oct. 9, 2006, 11:29 a.m.

              Ohhhh Crap !!

              • Avg rating: (+1/-3 -2)zippercat1
                zippercat1
                Oct. 9, 2006, 11:58 a.m.

                Maybe George W will go to war against lightning now, due to its attack on this american.

                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)sideways
                  sideways
                  Oct. 9, 2006, 12:11 p.m.

                  Ouch...

                  I mean OUCH!

                  Peace~

                  • Avg rating: (+15/-1 14)Outrage25
                    Outrage25
                    Oct. 9, 2006, 12:41 p.m.

                    OUCH!

                    • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)Outrage25
                      Outrage25
                      Oct. 9, 2006, 12:46 p.m.

                      I guess she won't be eating any hot wings in the near future.

                      • Avg rating: (+14/-4 10)bigG
                        bigG
                        Oct. 9, 2006, 12:54 p.m.

                        That gives a whole new meaning to something "burning your butt."

                        • Avg rating: (+2/-2 0)luvmycamel
                          luvmycamel
                          Oct. 9, 2006, 1:26 p.m.

                          Talk about blowing it out your ass!!!!

                          • Avg rating: (+2/-1 1)LOCKNLOAD
                            LOCKNLOAD
                            Oct. 9, 2006, 1:47 p.m.

                            Egads...that must have been most uncomfortable :-)...Jeeez.

                            • Avg rating: (+8/-3 5)ekklesiawarrior
                              ekklesiawarrior
                              Oct. 9, 2006, 1:59 p.m.

                              Moral of story:

                              Do not brush teeth when in a Thunderstorm!

                              • Avg rating: (+7/-3 4)dlsawyer
                                dlsawyer
                                Oct. 9, 2006, 3:09 p.m.

                                No humor in this. Electricity doesn't do things to be funny. She is lucky to be alive. Let's thank God or fate or Ju Ju for that.

                                • Avg rating: (+2/-2 0)Maldovar
                                  Maldovar
                                  Oct. 9, 2006, 3:44 p.m.

                                  "If the real William Wallace were here he'd kill the British with bolts of fire from his eyes and lightning from his arse! I am William Wallace!"

                                  This lady must be a descendant?

                                  • Avg rating: (+4/-0 4)BenMc
                                    BenMc
                                    Oct. 9, 2006, 3:56 p.m.

                                    i'd like to meet the lady who can peform such a party trick

                                    • Avg rating: (+3/-2 1)lovelytxwoman
                                      lovelytxwoman
                                      Oct. 9, 2006, 3:57 p.m.

                                      And she is alive,ouchhhh!

                                      • Avg rating: (+3/-0 3)sunconure58
                                        sunconure58
                                        Oct. 9, 2006, 4:01 p.m.

                                        At least it took care of her hemorrhoids!!

                                        • Avg rating: (+13/-2 11)Flashygrrl
                                          Flashygrrl
                                          Oct. 9, 2006, 4:32 p.m.

                                          I'm never rinsing my mouth like that again!!!!!!!

                                          • Avg rating: (+2/-0 2)moeberg
                                            moeberg
                                            Oct. 9, 2006, 4:55 p.m.

                                            What a shame that the only reason anyone ever will remember this poor woman was God's sense of humor. May she recover soon.

                                            • Avg rating: (+2/-1 1)snowman36r
                                              snowman36r
                                              Oct. 9, 2006, 5:05 p.m.

                                              That wasn't just an Ouch. That was a "Mommy make it quit hurting Ouch"

                                              • Avg rating: (+12/-1 11)moribull
                                                moribull
                                                Oct. 9, 2006, 6:32 p.m.

                                                That's what is called a cooked P..sy! I wonder, however... Since she bent over to take water in her mouth from the tap and all of a sudden she doesn't remember much, is she sure there was no other person in that bathroom? I mean... some mysterious rude guy could have done that to her!

                                                • Avg rating: (+12/-1 11)Teech
                                                  Teech
                                                  Oct. 9, 2006, 6:37 p.m.

                                                  Too bad it didn't happen to Osama Bin laden's goat while he was making love.....or Dumbya Bush's dog while he was doing the same thing. Then I'd believe in an intelligent, merciful God for relieving the world of it's two greatest evils.

                                                  • Avg rating: (+4/-0 4)kctrixter
                                                    kctrixter
                                                    Oct. 9, 2006, 6:56 p.m.

                                                    There was a comic Lightning Lass, a sister maybe.. and yes I said LASS

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